Juno

You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's your's just because you marked it with your urine! Leah: Yo yo yoiggady yo. Juno: I'm pregnant. Leah: What? Honest to blog? Juno: Yeah. It's Bleeker's. Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch? Juno: This is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout. Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? If I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would, but I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea-monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter. You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events. Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot of stuff on tv and The Blair Witch Project was coming on Stars and you were like, "I haven't seen this since it came out and so we should watch it," but oh no we should just make out instead la la la... Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale.